Jake Long vs Mario

Jake Long vs Mario is a what-if episode of death battle.

Mario:
Boomstick: Ah the red fatass plumber

Wiz: Well not exactly fat, Mario is a very strong individual.

BoomStick: Yeah, he beats that giant mother ****ing turtle all the time.

Bowser: I TRY OKAY

Wiz and BoomStick: SHUT UP!

Bowser: okay

Wiz: however, Mario is a fight first ask questions later type guy, and is slightly reckless, leaving him open to manipulation.

Jake Long:
Wiz: Jake Long is an american dragon.

BoomStick: TAKE THAT JAPAN!!

Wiz: He can breath fire, lift 2000 pounds, and much much more.

BoomStick and Wiz: ITS TIME FORA DEATH BATTLE!!!!!!

Results:
WINNER: MARIO